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Old Dec 06, 2005, 06:29 AM // 06:29   #121
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his brains flew out of his ear and sprayed on the wall. "Damn!" he exclaimed as he reached
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 08:01 AM // 08:01   #122
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the living room to pick up the phone. While cleaning up the mess, his eyeballs exploded and
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 11:54 AM // 11:54   #123
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he mounts his shoulder-mounted rocket launchers on his shoulders...cuz they're shoulder-mounted, and contemplates
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 12:34 PM // 12:34   #124
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whether or not he should go for a sex-change as he was a woman in the dream. He then walks to school when suddenly
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 01:33 PM // 13:33   #125
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he falls down a man hole and
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 03:14 PM // 15:14   #126
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gets poop all over his new shirt that cost $999.99. He tries to find a way out but then sees a dozen man-eating rats trying to
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 03:16 PM // 15:16   #127
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eat through concrete so he
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 03:57 PM // 15:57   #128
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finds a new girlfriend
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 03:58 PM // 15:58   #129
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who dumps him 2 seconds later so he
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 04:08 PM // 16:08   #130
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goes and finds someone else's
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 06:11 PM // 18:11   #131
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grandmother, and he
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 09:18 PM // 21:18   #132
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got dumped again, so he joined the rats, trying to bite thru the concrete, and
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 10:23 PM // 22:23   #133
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he broke his teeth so he went to
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 01:13 AM // 01:13   #134
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bed and started to,
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 02:52 AM // 02:52   #135
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drool all over himself. Several moments later,
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #136
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he died. Then
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 02:54 AM // 02:54   #137
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he came back to life. soon after
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 03:03 AM // 03:03   #138
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he went to poop, but he had a log jam, so he pushed as hard as he could, then when he wiped, the tissue was red(LOL), so,
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 03:31 AM // 03:31   #139
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he licked it and said
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #140
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"I imediately regret this decision"
all of the sudden a
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